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[hipsterglasses]

Phone. Text. Email. Messenger. Code. Carrier Pigeon.

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these are all carrier pidgeons

[ioudas]

Carrier pigeons. Seriously.

[ioudas]

Dearest Q, the war takes a toll of me deep in the trenches.

[ioudas]

Pick up your damn phone.

this one is a random seagull

[ioudas]

This is a seagull that stole my crisps.

[ioudas]

That he ate several years ago, but still it remains ridiculous.

[ioudas]

PICK UP THE PHONE

[ioudas]

Don't you love that I have anticipated this?

[ioudas]

Really, my genius knows no bounds.

[ioudas]

Seriously, pick up your phone.

[ioudas]

You have a day to comply.

text; totally ignoring yo' antics bro

[hipsterglasses]

Busy.

[ioudas]

I'm aware. Your schematics are terrible.

[hipsterglasses]

Do you have anything productive to say or am I to ignore you already?

[ioudas]

I've sent back notes. What more do you want me to do?

[hipsterglasses]

where did you get the pigeons?

[ioudas]

.... don't. ask.

[hipsterglasses]

i just did

[ioudas]

trafalgar square is missing some. and there were probes.

[hipsterglasses]

i've kept them. they might prove useful

[ioudas]

You give me back Gully!!

[hipsterglasses]

i'll send him via email attachment

[ioudas]

He's my seagull. Mine.

[hipsterglasses]

I'm going now.

[ioudas]

SEND ME BACK GULLY HE'S INNOCENT IN ALL OF THIS

[hipsterglasses]

[IGNORING!]

[ioudas]

FREE GULLY YOU LITTLE NITWIT.

[hipsterglasses]

He's gone.

[ioudas]

you're a monster.

[hipsterglasses]

He was making a mess in the lab.

[ioudas]

He's a seagull.

[hipsterglasses]

I had noticed.

[ioudas]

I will destroy everything you love.

[hipsterglasses]

You already do that each time you get your hands on any of my equipment and/or weaponry.

[ioudas]

It'll only get worse from here.

[hipsterglasses]

Then I will have to revoke your equipment rights.

[ioudas]

Like that's going to stop me.

[hipsterglasses]

Oh shut up and come test this modified Aston Martin engine before I ask 007.

[ioudas]

..... Gully better be in one piece.

[hipsterglasses]

I'll see you shortly.